Mr. K and His GIrl Friend Jokes

Mr. K was afraid to show his penis to Girl Friend, 

so wo apni Girl Friend ko Andhere manin le gye 

Aur apni penis uske hath main de diye .

Girl Friend : No i don't somke... Aur bidi to bilkul nhi.. :v

Mr. K shoks ..... o.O

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Jinke ghar BIDI ke hua karte hai .....

Vo Dusro ke gharo  me Cigrette nahi piya karte...:v

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DOuble Meaning SOch Badlo LOL Jokes : Rippers Adda

Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra,
Darwaza khola kundi haath mein,
Nul khola tooti haath mein,
Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein,
Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun..

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Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon..
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye..
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga ....

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Ladkiyan BANANA(Kele) Kyon Pasand Karti Hai ?
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Kyon Ki
Unhein Achha Lagta Hai.
Aap Bhi Na Kya Kya Soch Lete Ho. ?

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Subah lo to dil khush krti hai
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Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai
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Raat me lo to mazay k sath thakan bhi dur krti hai.
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kya baat hai Tea ki...!

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1 Ladki Chai bnani thi
Lekin uske pas dudh nahi tha,

Phir usne apne kapde uttare
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Or Dusre kapde pehan kr dudh lene chali gyi.
Apni Soch ko badlo.

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 Agar Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Kare
To Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?
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Uske acche sanskaar,
Bhai Hath Jodta Hoon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo.

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